Department of Homeland Security issues holiday threat warning – Exploding turkeys and wet floors.
After eradicating that pesky terrorist problem, the Department of Homeland Security has moved on to much larger threats;
The Department of Homeland Security is hard at work spending your tax dollars to keep you safe this holiday season.
In fact, they are so worried about your safety that they are now taking time, via twitter, to warn you about the danger of exploding turkeys. Oh yea, and let’s not forget wet floors.
Here are the Latest Twitter Posts from DHS….. feel safer?
And just in case you wanted to see the video of the exploding turkey….