Department of Homeland Security issues holiday threat warning – Exploding turkeys and wet floors.

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After eradicating that pesky terrorist problem, the Department of Homeland Security has moved on to much larger threats;
Exploding Turkeys!

The Department of Homeland Security is hard at work spending your tax dollars to keep you safe this holiday season.

In fact, they are so worried about your safety that they are now taking time, via twitter, to warn you about the danger of exploding turkeys. Oh yea, and let’s not forget wet floors.

Here are the Latest Twitter Posts from DHS….. feel safer?

DHS Tweets

And just in case you wanted to see the video of the exploding turkey….


  1. at
    November 22, 2011 at 3:26 pm

    I really you have a problem with safety tips? I would under stand if they were saying this is the only way to cook a turkey then give a recipe and proceed with a you’ll be arrested if it’s cooked otherwise.
    Last year one of our neighbors got rushed to the E R do to that exploding turkey and how many people go to the hospital because of shocking themselves, gov puts out safety announcements so that at least a few people might not get hurt n that I understand.

  2. austin
    November 22, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    in this case its more like use common sense.

  3. borderpatrol
    November 22, 2011 at 4:04 pm

    Great point offgrid. We have a broken border with illegals sneaking into this country, DHS is giving guns to the Mexican drug cartel and now we have occupy morons wreaking havoc on businesses and these idiots are wasting time on turkey fires.

  4. A
    November 22, 2011 at 4:14 pm

    its in the title there home land, that doesn’t preclude saving people from their own stupidity. and people tend to take more advice from the higher ups than they do from local, how many times have you asked for a manager after a worker told you something couldn’t be done only to get the same answer?

    As for the occupy deal its a freedom of speach that is being taken care of by local law according to issuses arising, if home land got involved in that then i would have a major problem.

  5. borderpatrol
    November 22, 2011 at 4:23 pm

    Actaully their mandate is security not fire safety. I would rather see my tax dollars spent on fighting terrorists and getting rid of illegals

  6. matthew
    November 22, 2011 at 4:32 pm

    lmao. wow. its just too bad they didn’t text it to us.

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    Off Grid Survival
    November 22, 2011 at 3:47 pm

    No problem with Safety Tips AT… Just think that they could find a better use of their time and our tax dollars. The Department of Homeland Security is not the Department of Fire Safety.

    When they learn how to do their jobs right and keep us safe from the real threats then maybe I won’t mind when they post safety tips. Until then they need to focus on their jobs and stop trying to score points with the public.

  8. LaughingBear
    November 22, 2011 at 5:01 pm

    I wonder which line item in their budget covers Twitter Thanksgiving Fire Safety announcements. I understand the UL video. That’s their mandate. Test the safety of just about everything. A government agency, created as a direct result of the worst terrorist attack on American soil, doesn’t need to be acting like Martha Stewart.

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    Off Grid Survival
    November 22, 2011 at 4:37 pm

    That’s funny Matthew, that will be coming next year on those new Presidential Alerts!

  10. JohnS
    November 22, 2011 at 6:55 pm

    Our government wants to raise our taxes and can’t seem to find any real areas to increase spending cuts…

    Here is an idea: Cut the DHs – they obviously don’t have a clue how to spend the billions of funds they receive. Thanks GW – you MF.

  11. church
    November 22, 2011 at 7:02 pm

    i agree a waste of taxes….they could have given me a tax break and saved…your right its the fire marshal’s job….

  12. Redleader
    November 23, 2011 at 8:16 am

    They must have taken care of all the threats that they are mandated to take care of and are getting bored. We don’t pay them to tell us about the dangers of a fried turkey! For all the good they do I say abolish Homeland Security, bring all our troops home (and I mean ALL OF THEM), and have them secure our borders!

  13. Maximus
    November 23, 2011 at 10:46 am

    In this Ul Film was a set up. They purposely put to much oil in the pot . they didn’t read the directions when using the turkey fryer. The pot with the turkey and oil should be no more than 3/4 . How they lie.

  14. kloathis
    November 28, 2011 at 1:39 pm

    I thought this was SMOKEY THE BEAR’S job not DHS, what did he get laid off with the last round of budget cuts? Poor bear, all he has now is the ranger hat and his shovel.

  15. sl0wride
    November 29, 2011 at 11:23 am

    Hey look, THEY are getting PAID. Paid well, I might add. What’s oxymoronical (never mind, George Orwell, 1984 — d0H!) they’re PAID BY THE TERRORISTS! So, in the absence of holiday fluff surely we’ll be warned of the dangers of street-crossing soon as the weather is fair. Might as well get used to it, since “Homeland Security” is all about eliminating anyone who opposes TERRORISTS.

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